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Covington Principal Arrested After Allegedly Using School Funds for a Personal NFT Collection of Cringe Cats, AITA for Laughing?

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Covington Principal Arrested After Allegedly Using School Funds for a Personal NFT Collection of Cringe Cats, AITA for Laughing?

TL;DR - So this admin was supposed to be molding young minds, but instead, he was apparently laundering money through pixelated felines. Police say he drained the PTA budget on 'exclusive' digital art of cats wearing sunglasses. The real crime? The NFTs were uglier than my morning commute. I can't even.