Local Man's 'Self-Cleaning' Toilet Explodes, Shoots Poop All Over His Apartment; Neighbors Say It's 'Just a Typical Tuesday in Romania'
AITA for secretly laughing at my neighbor after his smart toilet literally blew up mid-flush and projectile-vomited human waste across his entire kitchen? TL;DR: Guy buys a 'smart' toilet off Temu, thinks he's clever, installs it himself, and now his apartment looks like a Jackson Pollock painting but with *gestures vaguely* *that*. His wife is furious, the HOA is involved, and the plumber is charging him a premium for 'biohazard cleanup'. But honestly, the best part? He’s blaming the Romanian plumbing system. Dude, it’s not the water pressure, it’s the questionable electronics and the sheer hubris. Anyway, his TikTok apology video has 2 million views and comments are roasting him harder than a spit-roasted mici. Romania 1, Human Dignity 0.