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‘Massachusetts’ new law forces you to pay for your neighbor’s lawnmower repair because they’re too lazy to own a tool, AITA?

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‘Massachusetts’ new law forces you to pay for your neighbor’s lawnmower repair because they’re too lazy to own a tool, AITA?

TL;DR – State says if your leaf-blower breaks down on a Tuesday, you can charge the HOA for emotional damages, but only if you identify as a "grass enthusiast." Seriously, who’s going to explain this to the squirrels? I’m moving to New Hampshire.