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Man Spends $1,200 on PlayStation Plus Renewal While Asleep, Wakes Up With 14 Years of Guilt and No Friends

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Man Spends $1,200 on PlayStation Plus Renewal While Asleep, Wakes Up With 14 Years of Guilt and No Friends

I can't even. So this legend apparently left his controller on the coffee table and somehow his cat walked on it and triggered a renewal for a decade-plus of PlayStation Plus. Or maybe he just forgot to cancel auto-renew. AITA for thinking this is the most expensive nap in history? TL;DR: Dude's now committed to Sony until 2038 and needs a time machine.