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Man signs executive order declaring pineapple pizza 'official food of the state', immediately triggers constitutional crisis with Italy.

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Man signs executive order declaring pineapple pizza 'official food of the state', immediately triggers constitutional crisis with Italy.

AITA for thinking my governor just solved world hunger with this move? Like, TL;DR—guy wakes up, scribbles on a napkin, now half the population wants to secede. The other half is just happy Domino's stock went up. 🙄