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Galveston Roller Coaster Stuck For Hours, But Riders Were Too Busy Posting Memes to Panic

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Galveston Roller Coaster Stuck For Hours, But Riders Were Too Busy Posting Memes to Panic

GALVESTON, TX – In what historians are calling “the most Gen Z crisis response ever,” riders on the Galveston Island roller coaster were stranded upside down for over three hours Thursday, but instead of screaming for help, they live-streamed the ordeal, debated whether this counts as “grounded” for their anxiety, and created a 47-part TikTok saga titled “Vertical Vibes Only.” Social media exploded as one rider was heard yelling, “Mom, I’m a meme now!” as rescue workers debated whether to fetch the loose change that fell from pockets. The park later apologized, but the internet has already dubbed 2024’s most ironic trend: “The Galveston Roller Coaster Stuck Challenge,” where influencers dare each other to get stuck on rides just for the clout.