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HOLD UP: 30 Bags of Trash Left on Eleanor Ross’s Front Lawn Because “HOA Bylaws” Say She Can’t Use a Wheelie Bin

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HOLD UP: 30 Bags of Trash Left on Eleanor Ross’s Front Lawn Because “HOA Bylaws” Say She Can’t Use a Wheelie Bin

Oh, come on. So let me get this straight: the city spent how much on a “beautification grant” for Eleanor Ross’s street, but they told poor Eleanor—who lives on a corner lot with three kids—that her wheelie bin is “an eyesore,” so she has to use 30 flimsy black trash bags that blow open every time the garbage truck comes? I drove by at 6 AM and the whole front yard looked like a landfill exploded. This is what happens when bureaucrats ban common sense. You want a clean neighborhood? Let the lady use a proper bin before we get rats. Share if you agree.