Man, AITA for thinking this Dakota Meyer guy is just the human version of a LinkedIn influencer after he got roasted for trying to flex his military service to sell retirement plans? TL;DR dude's out here acting like he single-handedly ended every conflict since 9/11, but Reddit's calling him out for being a cringe grifter. Anyway, I'm sure he'll bounce back with another viral speech about "leadership" that sounds like it was written by a motivational poster that's been on fire.