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Man Accidentally Books Vacation to SPCE Instead of Space, Gets Stuck in a 1999 Compaq Server Room

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Man Accidentally Books Vacation to SPCE Instead of Space, Gets Stuck in a 1999 Compaq Server Room

AITA for laughing at this poor soul who thought they were buying a Virgin Galactic ticket but instead accidentally routed themselves to the back end of a S&P 500 empty office space? TL;DR—Guy tries to flex on his Insta story with a “spce” ticket, ends up paying $5K for a tour of a dilapidated cubicle farm with a broken Keurig and a single, blinking server light. The only zero-G experience he got was the crushing weight of his own regret.