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Man Tries to Sue DoJ Because His Name Sounds Like a Guy Who Got Fired, AITA for Thinking This is Peak American Litigation?

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Man Tries to Sue DoJ Because His Name Sounds Like a Guy Who Got Fired, AITA for Thinking This is Peak American Litigation?

TL;DR: Some dude named Maurene Comey (yes, really) is suing the Department of Justice for "emotional distress" because his name is one syllable away from the guy who kept getting fired by Trump. I guess he's hoping the judge will be so confused they'll just give him a settlement to make the puns stop.