**VA Home Loan Program Unused? More Like Free Money Thrown in the Trash**
AITA for thinking our veterans are too good for 0% down, no-PMI loans? New data shows a *whopping* 90% of eligible vets haven't touched the VA home loan program. Meanwhile, the rest of us plebs are out here selling a kidney to afford a down payment on a shed.
TL;DR: Veterans have a golden ticket to skip rent forever, but they're apparently too busy buying lifted trucks and tactical flashlights to use it. The program is "underutilized" because vets either don't know it exists or think it's a scam—which, let's be real, is peak irony given the government's track record.
But hey, at least the 10% of vets who *did* use it are now living in houses while the rest of us are donating plasma to afford avocado toast. Totally fair system, no notes.
**Verdict:** Vets, you're literally leaving a no-money-down dream on the table. Don't @ me.