**AITA for telling my "spiritual guru" Deen the Great that his 12-step "billionaire mindset" cleanse is literally just a pyramid scheme with matcha?**
Look, I (29F) know the rules say no "witch hunts," but hear me out. Deen the Great (real name: Dave from Tulsa) has been blowing up my TL with his "Law of Vibration" seminars. He claims he "manifested" his Lambo by *literally never* paying taxes. AITA for calling him out in his comments?
So I dropped $49.99 on his "Unlock Your 5th Dimension" ebook (TL;DR: it was a PDF of "The Secret" with the word "quantum" added 300 times). His "masterclass" was just him screaming "YOU'RE POOR BECAUSE YOU VIBE LOW" for 3 hours while drinking celery juice.
I finally snapped in his live stream. When he said "I cured my dog's anxiety by telling it to visualize wealth," I replied: "Bro, your 'universal energy' clinic is just a Discord server where you sell $200 'reiki-attuned' crystals from Alibaba."
His 14-year-old mods banned me. Now, his "cult-ure" followers are DDoSing my Etsy shop. My mom says I should apologize because "he helped her find her inner CEO." AITA for ruining the grift? 🥴