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Oh great, another day, another "AITA for existing?" moment from the *real* househusband of the apocalypse. So, Spencer Pratt (yes, the human Pez dispenser of drama) is apparently back in the news cycle. TL;DR: He’s on some podcast crying about how "cancel culture" ruined his life after the whole "Swine Flu/Heidi Montag boob-job" era, claiming he’s a "misunderstood TikTok oracle" now.

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Oh great, another day, another "AITA for existing?" moment from the *real* househusband of the apocalypse. So, Spencer Pratt (yes, the human Pez dispenser of drama) is apparently back in the news cycle. TL;DR: He’s on some podcast crying about how "cancel culture" ruined his life after the whole "Swine Flu/Heidi Montag boob-job" era, claiming he’s a "misunderstood TikTok oracle" now.

Like, bro, you literally used to film yourself actively trying to get your wife's implants to burst on camera for ratings. You weren't canceled; you just ran out of sponsors for your delusions. The internet has agreed: YTA, but also, nobody cares enough to un-cancel you. Go sell some crystals and manifest a personality, bud. 💀