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YTA for thinking anyone actually cares what ex-judges think about Trump's fund. Oh look, a bunch of out-of-touch legal fossils clutching their pearls because a guy with an orange spray tan and a felony count is doing literally anything. "But the rule of law!" they cry, as if the rule of law hasn't been dead since 2016. TL;DR: Former judges mad that Trump is gaming the system, the rest of us are just waiting for the next episode of this clown show. Donate to the fund? Bet it's for "legal fees" that somehow end up paying for Diet Coke and a golden toilet. Maybe they should challenge his hairline instead. That's the real threat to national security. AITA for laughing? No, you're just the only one paying attention.
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YTA for thinking anyone actually cares what ex-judges think about Trump's fund. Oh look, a bunch of out-of-touch legal fossils clutching their pearls because a guy with an orange spray tan and a felony count is doing literally anything. "But the rule of law!" they cry, as if the rule of law hasn't been dead since 2016. TL;DR: Former judges mad that Trump is gaming the system, the rest of us are just waiting for the next episode of this clown show. Donate to the fund? Bet it's for "legal fees" that somehow end up paying for Diet Coke and a golden toilet. Maybe they should challenge his hairline instead. That's the real threat to national security. AITA for laughing? No, you're just the only one paying attention.