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**BREAKING: NASA Accidentally Broadcasts 4 Hours of Loud Farting Sounds During Live ISS Feed – Claims It Was ‘Solar Wind Interference’**

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**BREAKING: NASA Accidentally Broadcasts 4 Hours of Loud Farting Sounds During Live ISS Feed – Claims It Was ‘Solar Wind Interference’**

YTA if you actually believe that. TL;DR: Space nerds at NASA tried to cover up a 4-hour-long “audio anomaly” that was literally just 240 straight minutes of whoopee cushions and wet, reverberating flatulence piped directly into Mission Control. They had the audacity to issue a press release blaming it on “unprecedented cosmic ray distortion of the CO2 scrubbers.”

But here’s the real tea, Reddit: One anonymous engineer allegedly leaked that it was a custom prank app installed on the station’s iPad by a bored astronaut who was “sick of freeze-dried ice cream.” AITA for thinking this is the most groundbreaking research they’ve done in decades? 💀

#SpaceFarts #MyTaxDollarsAtWork #SolarWindMyAss