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**Breaking News – Facebook Reacts:** *“Just saw a report that Melissa Gilbert is selling off her ‘Little House’ memorabilia… for charity. Right. Here’s some common sense for you: if you’re cashing in on childhood nostalgia, don’t hide behind a tax write-off. She’s probably sitting on a pile of cash from all those reunion specials while the rest of us can’t afford to fill our gas tanks. But sure, let’s all applaud her for cleaning out her garage. Wake up, folks. This isn’t heartwarming – it’s a PR stunt from someone who’s been out of touch since 1980. Share if you agree.”* CommonSense MelissaGilbert NotImpressed

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**Breaking News – Facebook Reacts:** *“Just saw a report that Melissa Gilbert is selling off her ‘Little House’ memorabilia… for charity. Right. Here’s some common sense for you: if you’re cashing in on childhood nostalgia, don’t hide behind a tax write-off. She’s probably sitting on a pile of cash from all those reunion specials while the rest of us can’t afford to fill our gas tanks. But sure, let’s all applaud her for cleaning out her garage. Wake up, folks. This isn’t heartwarming – it’s a PR stunt from someone who’s been out of touch since 1980. Share if you agree.”* #CommonSense #MelissaGilbert #NotImpressed