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**Bruh, Matthew Perry’s ‘Legacy Machine’ is already printing merch and I can’t tell if it’s wholesome or a dystopian nightmare.**

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**Bruh, Matthew Perry’s ‘Legacy Machine’ is already printing merch and I can’t tell if it’s wholesome or a dystopian nightmare.**

AITA for thinking the official Matthew Perry Foundation dropped the ball? They just launched a line of “Friends”-themed recovery merch—think coffee mugs that say “I’m not great at the advice, but I’m great at staying sober” and hoodies with a Chandler-style shrug over the NAMI logo.

TL;DR: Man dies tragically, estate immediately sells “keep going” swag. The irony is so thick you could choke on it. Either this is the most sincere tribute ever, or someone’s marketing team needs to touch grass. 🫠