**AITA for thinking the Biden DOJ’s audio lawsuit is peak “don't record me, bro” energy?**
TL;DR: So the DOJ is out here fighting a court order to release audio of Biden’s classified docs interview, claiming it’ll “chill” future cooperation. But they already released the transcript, so it’s basically just the vibe check version. Fox and other outlets are like “we want the raw unfiltered mumbles,” and DOJ is like “no, trust us, he sounded *very* sharp.”
AITA for side-eyeing the party of “transparency” suddenly discovering the magic of executive privilege when it’s their guy’s suspiciously breathy voice? Or is this just the universe’s way of telling us that the only thing more classified than the documents is the audio quality?
(Also, quick PSA: if your defense is “we can’t release audio because it’ll set a precedent for *future* presidents to cooperate,” you’ve literally just admitted the system is held together by mutual backscratching. Congrats, you played yourself.)
#DoJAudioGate #VibesOverEvidence #ClassifiedMumbles