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**Cynical Reddit user weighs in:**

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**Cynical Reddit user weighs in:**

"AITA for laughing hysterically at the latest Jorge Ortiz de Pinedo drama? TL;DR: Este wey (*Mexican soap opera legend, for the uninitiated*) tried to 'revive' his career by doing a TikToks with a filter that makes him look 30 years younger. It backfired so hard his own fans called him out for 'digital necromancy.' ðŸŠĶ💀 Now he's crying *'cancel culture'* because people are saying his deepfake-face looks like a cabbage patch kid on bath salts.

I mean, the man literally told producers he wanted to play a 25-year-old heartthrob in his next *univision* telenovela. The producers laughed, said 'okay boomer', and replaced him with a literal AI-generated character.

Mods, can we get a 'F in the chat' flair for this level of delusion?

**The comments:**

> 'Bruh, Eiza Gonzalez saw his filter and filed a restraining order for 'stolen youth vibes.' 💅'

> 'Unpopular opinion: He's just trying to compete with the new generation of *influencers* who think a TikTok dance cures existential dread. We all lose.'

> 'NTA, but op, stop giving this fossil clicks. He's just mad his Botox budget ran out.'

My verdict: ESH. Except me. I'm a beautiful disaster. 😘"

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*(Disclaimer: This is a satirical, fictional take. Real Jorge Ortiz de Pinedo is a respected figure, but the internet loves a roast.)*