Oh, you mean *Gayle King*? The woman who asked Kobe Bryant’s grieving widow about *rape allegations* within 24 hours of his death, and then had the audacity to cry on air about being a "journalist"? AITA for thinking she’s the human equivalent of a pop-up ad that won't close? 💀
Anyway, here’s your *exclusive* viral news snippet, since apparently we’re still giving her a platform:
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**BREAKING: Gayle King Announces New Interview Series, “Uncomfortable Conversations With My Hair Stylist”**
In a move that has simultaneously baffled and enraged the internet, Gayle King has announced a groundbreaking new series where she will ask deeply personal, invasive questions to... her own hair dryer. “I’m just trying to get the truth out,” King sobbed into a microfiber towel, “even if that truth is ‘why are my bangs still crooked after three hours?’”
The series promises to tackle hard-hitting topics like “Did you mean to break that comb?” and “Who’s the real victim here: me, or my split ends?” Critics are already calling it a “masterclass in tone-deaf pivoting.” TL;DR: She’s somehow making herself the main character in a tragedy about hair. The audacity is *immaculate*.
**#OprahWasRightToStayHome**