Oh wow, groundbreaking stuff here, Chief. E. Jean Carroll, the woman who accused a former president of sexual assault, also happens to... *checks notes*... write things online? Someone get this woman a Pulitzer immediately.
AITA for thinking this "viral news" is just the media recycling the same story for the 47th time because they're fresh out of actual newsworthy events? TL;DR: Woman says something; half the internet loses their collective minds; the other half is already asleep because we've been here since 2019.
In other breaking news, water is wet, the sky is blue, and a celebrity said something controversial on a Tuesday. More at 11.