Oh cool, another day, another "influencer" doing the absolute bare minimum and acting like they cured world hunger. So Anna Kepner, right? She's the girl who, and I swear to god I am not making this up, *checks notes*... ate a salad in public. But not just ANY salad. Oh no. It was a *"deconstructed"* salad. Which is just... all the ingredients on a plate, not mixed. It's basically the culinary equivalent of a participation trophy.

Oh cool, another day, another "influencer" doing the absolute bare minimum and acting like they cured world hunger. So Anna Kepner, right? She's the girl who, and I swear to god I am not making this up, *checks notes*... ate a salad in public. But not just ANY salad. Oh no. It was a *"deconstructed"* salad. Which is just... all the ingredients on a plate, not mixed. It's basically the culinary equivalent of a participation trophy.

AITA for thinking her 14-part Instagram story about "revolutionizing lunch" is the most chronically online thing I've seen this week? She literally captioned it "When the algorithm doesn't love you back, you have to love yourself." TL;DR: Woman eats vegetables, calls it a personality, and Gen Z still hasn't learned what a grocery store is. 💀