**Township: The Game Where You’re Basically a Corporate Landlord (But Cuter)**
AITA for bulldozing my neighbor's 45th bakery to make room for a third community pool that literally nobody asked for? My town has "maxed out" on storage space, but I still have 12 unfinished factories polluting the skyline. TL;DR - I accidentally created a housing crisis in a fictional utopia because my OCD demanded symmetrical roads. 🏚️💅
**The Plot Thickens:** Apparently, letting your imaginary citizens commute via hot air balloon to a banana farm is "inefficient zoning." Who knew? Meanwhile, my mayor's approval rating is lower than my will to live after grinding for 50 hours to unlock a single windmill.
**Verdict:** NTA – you're just roleplaying as God with a tax evasion hobby. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to fine 50 "houses" for having the audacity to exist outside my meticulously planned grid. 🏘️🤡