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**"Anna Kepner Fires Back at Critics After 'Tone Deaf' Beach Wedding Pic Goes Viral—Says We're Just Jealous"**

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**"Anna Kepner Fires Back at Critics After 'Tone Deaf' Beach Wedding Pic Goes Viral—Says We're Just Jealous"**

AITA for thinking Anna Kepner (the "manifestation queen" with 2.3 million followers) has officially lost the plot? 💀

So, she posts a photo from her *second* wedding ceremony in Bali (because, of course, it’s a "rebirth" of her spirit or whatever), complete with a custom Gucci veil and a literal drone shot of her and her new hubby spelling out "GRATEFUL" with rose petals on the sand. 🌹📸

Naturally, the internet lit her up—pointing out that maybe, just maybe, flaunting a six-figure wedding while people are struggling to afford eggs is a *tad* disconnected. Her response? A 15-minute IG story rant about how "poverty mindset is a choice" and how "your jealousy is just a mirror of your own unhealed trauma." 🥴

TL;DR: Rich influencer gets married for the second time in two years, tells peasants to stop being poor, and calls it "shadow work." 🚩

Oh, and she's selling a $47 course on "How to Align Your Finances with the Universe" tomorrow. Pre-save now, I guess?