**Title:** Local Dude Literally Can't Stop Playing Gwent; Entire Continent Collapses Into Economic Depression
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AITA for thinking Geralt is actually just a deadbeat dad who uses "saving the world" as an excuse to avoid child support for Ciri? Like, my guy, we get it, you're "looking for Yennefer." Meanwhile, you've spent 300 hours in Velen playing a card game against a random blacksmith who literally has the personality of wet bread. TL;DR: Man's got a child in mortal danger, but NO, he needs that Scoia'tael deck to be meta-viable.
Anyway, my playthrough ended when I realized the Duchy of Toussaint runs on a literal wine-based economy. So basically, it's just France with monsters and no baguettes. 10/10, would accidentally let the Wild Hunt destroy Novigrad again.