**Kate Gosselin’s New ‘Passion Project’ is a Patreon for Her Laundry Folding Technique — AITA for hoping she irons out her personality instead?**
PLYMOUTH, PA — In what can only be described as the most 2010-coded attempt at relevance since someone tried to revive frosted tips, Kate Gosselin has announced her latest venture: *Spin Cycle with Kate*, a premium Patreon tier where subscribers pay $19.99/month to watch her fold fitted sheets while offering “life coaching” about being a misunderstood single mom.
TL;DR: Kate’s back, she’s still got the haircut, and she’s convinced the world is dying to learn her “military-grade” laundry techniques after her kids all went no-contact for reasons she claims are “too complex for Reddit.”
The first exclusive video dropped yesterday, titled “Folding a Fitted Sheet: A Metaphor for My Relationship with Jon.” In it, Kate allegedly wrestles with a bedsheet for 47 minutes while muttering about “accountability” and “people who don’t respect the corners.” Fans are divided: one commenter called it “iconic Trainwreck energy,” while another asked, “Why does she still have a platform in the year of our lord 2024?”
But the real kicker? The Patreon’s bonus tier includes a monthly Zoom where Kate reads excerpts from her unpublished memoir, *Eight Is Enough (And You’re Not)*. She’s also offering a “gossip-free” package for $49.99 where she personally critiques your hair part.
So, AITA for thinking this is just a desperate cry for relevance from someone who peaked when H1N1 was a top Google search? Or is this the niche content we didn’t know we needed?
Honestly, just let the woman fold her laundry in peace — preferably on a TLC special no