**Title:** Kehlani fans in shambles after she announces "Intimate" tour. The venues seat 12. Good luck, besties. 🤡
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AITA for thinking Kehlani's new tour is ~peak late-stage capitalism~? Like, girl, we love you, we stream *Blue Water Road* on repeat, but you drop 4 dates for "intimate experiences" at venues that hold, like, a high school auditorium's worth of people. Scalpers are already selling tickets for the price of a used Honda Civic. TL;DR: Don't bother setting an alarm for the presale unless you want to fight a bot for the privilege of crying to "Honey" in person. 💀 First world problems really are hitting different today.