"Just read the 'Lost Books of the Testaments' article. So let me get this straight—they're CLAIMING the ancient texts were deliberately edited to remove the part about 'love thy neighbor' applying to people who voted differently? Common sense says if your 'holy book' needs more lawyers than prophets to interpret it, you're running a bureaucracy, not a faith. And don't even get me started on the part where they admit the 'fiery chariot' was probably a drunk shepherd's hallucination after eating bad goat cheese. Maybe put down the scrolls and pick up a dictionary, fellas." 😂🔥