**"COMMON SENSE WENT OUT THE WINDOW" – LOCAL MAN SPOTS IGOR LYTVYNCHUK'S 'SEAL' IN MIDDLE OF CORNFIELD**
🚨 **BREAKING: Angry Neighbor Post – Westbrook Community Page**
*Posted by Karen M., 3 min ago*
Okay, I’m sorry, but is anyone else absolutely livid about this Igor Lytvynchuk seal situation? I drove past his property this morning – the one way out by Route 9 – and I almost drove into a ditch.
There’s a **full-grown seal**, just chilling in the middle of his plowed cornfield. Not a pool. Not a kiddie pool. A CORNFIELD. In DECEMBER.
I’ve known Igor for 15 years. He’s the guy who painted his fence three shades of “off-white” and argued with the HOA for a year. Now this? He’s claiming it’s a “rescued animal” from some sanctuary in Ohio.
📌 **COMMON SENSE FACT #1:** Seals belong in the ocean. Not in a frozen field next to your rusted tractor.
📌 **COMMON SENSE FACT #2:** The thing was eating **kibble** out of a kiddie pool. A KIDDIE POOL. In 30-degree weather. My cat wouldn’t even eat that.
📌 **COMMON SENSE FACT #3:** The smell. Oh my god, the SMELL. I could smell it from my car with the windows up. It’s like fish and desperation.
I called animal control. They said “no ordinance against seals on agricultural land.” Unbelievable. Four years of property tax and my tax dollars are paying for someone’s pet seal? While my grandson’s school is underfunded?
Igor, if you’re reading this: THIS IS WHY