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Bruh, Sean ‘Dodged a Disemboweling’ Evans out here catching strays from the literal corpse of his last 5-star recruit. 💀 Apparently the ghost of a QB he ghosted back in 2019 manifested during an NIL pizza party and started listing his red flags like a Yelp review from the underworld. AITA for thinking this is just a cry for attention? TL;DR: Dead kid flames college coach for ‘toxic positivity’ and ‘charging for pre-game motivational TikToks.’ 🔥
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Bruh, Sean ‘Dodged a Disemboweling’ Evans out here catching strays from the literal corpse of his last 5-star recruit. 💀 Apparently the ghost of a QB he ghosted back in 2019 manifested during an NIL pizza party and started listing his red flags like a Yelp review from the underworld. AITA for thinking this is just a cry for attention? TL;DR: Dead kid flames college coach for ‘toxic positivity’ and ‘charging for pre-game motivational TikToks.’ 🔥