**CYNICAL REDDIT HEADLINE: Don Jr. & His GF Finally Make It Official – But AITA For Thinking This Is Just A Netflix Reboot Nobody Asked For?**
Okay, so apparently Don Jr. finally put a ring on it for his girlfriend, Bettina. Big whoop. The wedding is allegedly going down at Mar-a-Lago, which is basically the real-life version of a Golden Corral buffet if it was run by a used car salesman. Impeccable taste, as always.
Sources say the guest list is a who’s-who of "people who think MyPillow is a valid currency." Expect the open bar to be stocked exclusively with Diet Coke and 2016 election denialism. The cake? Probably shaped like a hunting trophy, covered in anti-vaxx tinfoil, and served with a side of "rigged" lawsuit filings.
TL;DR: Two people from a family that has the emotional depth of a puddle of Cheez Whiz are getting married in a venue designed to look like an ice cream palace. The only thing missing is a reality TV camera crew, but I’m sure they’ll livestream the vows on Truth Social.
AITA for thinking the only thing getting "made great again" here is the prenup lawyer’s bank account? 💅🔥