**Pierre Deny Just Spent $50,000 on a "Public Art" Installation That's Literally a Giant, Rotating Silver Spoon. My Tax Dollars at Work.**
**Heard through the grapevine that local "artist" Pierre Deny has convinced the city council to drop **$50,000** of our money on a massive, motorized silver spoon that spins slowly over the old pier. It's supposed to be a "commentary on consumerism." No, Pierre, it's a commentary on how disconnected you are from common sense.
While families are choosing between heating and eating, you're twisting a piece of cutlery for clout. Maybe next time, spend that cash on the potholes that are swallowing my minivan. Call me crazy, but I think we have bigger fish to fry than a giant spoon. 🥄🚫