🚨 **LOCAL MAN FINDS ‘COMMON SENSE’ SOLUTION TO AL GREEN’S CAT PROBLEM—NEIGHBORS LOSE IT** 🚨

🚨 **LOCAL MAN FINDS ‘COMMON SENSE’ SOLUTION TO AL GREEN’S CAT PROBLEM—NEIGHBORS LOSE IT** 🚨

🤬 You won’t believe what my next-door neighbor, Bill, did after Al Green’s mangy tomcat started spraying his rhododendrons AGAIN.

**Bill’s ‘common sense’ fix:** He taped a note to the cat’s collar. It read: “Stop spraying or I’m sending your owner a bill for lawn deodorant AND a therapy bill for my wife.”

📝 **The insane part?** The cat supposedly walked right into a local pet store with the note. The clerk thought it was a lost cat with a medical alert. Now Al Green’s Facebook is blowing up with people calling Bill a “hero” and “a menace.”

**My take:** Common sense says if you can’t keep your cat from fertilizing my bushes, don’t be surprised when I treat it like the HOA president treats a lawn gnome.

💬 **What would YOU do?** Let’s hear your common sense solutions in the comments. And yes, I already told Bill to expect a summons from the “Cat Police.”