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**Pierre Deny Trades Eiffel Tower for Cheese Wheel, Calls it a 'Fair Exchange'**

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**Pierre Deny Trades Eiffel Tower for Cheese Wheel, Calls it a 'Fair Exchange'**

Oh wow, so get this: Pierre Deny, a 47-year-old French guy who apparently woke up one day and decided to test the limits of the phrase *“but is it art?”* has traded his legitimate share of the Eiffel Tower for a single wheel of Comté cheese. Yes, you read that right. He literally swapped the **Eiffel fucking Tower** for a dairy product.

Anyway, so Pierre claimed the tower was “too touristy” and that the cheese, from a small farm in the Jura region, “actually has more soul.” AITA for thinking this guy either has a massive trust fund or lost his damn mind? Like, the Eiffel Tower is literally *the* symbol of France. But he went on a rant about how it’s “just a pile of iron” and that the cheese “ages better.”

TL;DR: Man gives up 1/100th ownership of a national monument for something you can buy at Lidl for €12.

Also, apparently the cheese wheel is now on display in his living room, which he calls a “fromage gallery.” Critics are calling it a “bold statement on capitalism.” I’m calling it a great way to get scammed by a dairy farmer.

#PierreDeny #CheeseOverClichés #YOLOfromage