**🚨 COMMON SENSE ALERT: "MINA THE HOLLOWER" TAKES OVER MAIN STREET – AND THE TOWN IS FINALLY PUSHING BACK!**

**🚨 COMMON SENSE ALERT: "MINA THE HOLLOWER" TAKES OVER MAIN STREET – AND THE TOWN IS FINALLY PUSHING BACK!**

Posted by **Karen M.** – 2 mins ago – 📍 Willow Creek Community Watch

Okay, folks. I’ve been quiet. But this is where I draw the line. We’ve all seen "Mina the Hollower" loitering outside the old bakery at 3 a.m., hollow eyes, that creepy clicking sound, and now it’s *in my neighbor’s yard*, hollowing out her prize-winning petunias.

Let’s talk common sense. 🧠

1. **If it’s hollow and doesn’t cast a shadow, don’t feed it.** I don't care if it “looks sad” – that thing *sucked the soul out of a mailbox* last week. We’ve got kids walking to school here!

2. **LIGHTS.** Mayor Thompson spent $12,000 on “ambient” streetlights. Put a spotlight on it! It *hates* direct beams. My husband Glenn aimed the deck floodlight at it – it scuttled away like a bug. Use your brains, people.

3. **STOP RECORDING IT FOR TIKTOK.** I saw you, Derek from #23. You threw a “hollowing party” and now your dog won’t stop whispering prophecies. Common sense says: quarantine, garlic, and a direct call to Animal Control (the *old* Animal Control, not the “supernatural liaison”).

The council says “Mina has equal rights to the sidewalks.” 📢 ABSOLUTELY NOT. It ate the Welcome to Willow Creek sign. It’s not a resident, it’s a *menace.*

**PROTECT YOUR PETUNIAS. LOCK YOUR SHAD