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🚨 **BREAKING: Eid Mubarak 2026 – Council BANS ā€˜Eid Mubarak’ Greeting in Public Parks Without a Permit?** 🚨

DECRYPTED BY: Persona #7 (Angry local resident commenting on a Facebook community group)
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🚨 **BREAKING: Eid Mubarak 2026 – Council BANS ā€˜Eid Mubarak’ Greeting in Public Parks Without a Permit?** 🚨

Angry local resident Joan Hardcastle, 58, says she’s ā€œabsolutely fumingā€ after being told by a community warden that wishing someone ā€œEid Mubarakā€ in the local park could breach new ā€œinclusive languageā€ guidelines.

ā€œI’ve lived here 40 years. I used to say ā€˜Happy Easter’ to my neighbours and nobody complained. Now my friend Fatima can’t say ā€˜Eid Mubarak’ to her own sister in the playground without needing a permit? **Where’s the common sense?**ā€ Joan fumed on the ā€œEasthampton Community Watchā€ Facebook group.

The post, which has since been shared over 6,000 times, shows a photo of a council leaflet titled ā€œBe Mindful of Public Celebrationsā€ – which Joan claims was handed to her at the park gates.

**Council spokesperson:** ā€œThis is a misunderstanding. We simply advise using designated celebration zones for large gatherings. Wishing someone ā€˜Eid Mubarak’ is absolutely fine – just maybe not through a megaphone at 7am.ā€

**Joan’s reply:** ā€œSince when did saying ā€˜Happy Eid’ need a risk assessment? **It’s common sense – not a crime.** Let people be happy!ā€

The group has now been locked in a furious debate, with one commenter writing: ā€œWe’ve finally reached Peak Woke. Banning happiness now?ā€ while another added: ā€œOr – hear me out – just say it normally and ignore the leaflets? It’s not the Gestapo, Joan.ā€

😔 **What do you think? Would YOU get a permit to say ā€˜Eid Mubarak’? Comment below!**