**AITA for thinking Kenneth Iwamasa is the most chaotic energy of 2024?**
Bruh, I can't. This guy literally turned "helping your buddy out" into the most unhinged federal case since Fyre Fest. TL;DR: Kenneth was Matthew Perry's live-in assistant, and apparently, the "friends" part of that job description included being a personal drug courier and *jabber* (yeah, you read that right) for ketamine. But then it gets spicy.
So the feds are like, "Yo, Kenneth, you popped your boss with 'bout five shots of Special K in one day while he was asking for his pool jacuzzi." And Kenneth's response? "I didn't know the dosage, your honor." BRO. You didn't know the dosage, but you knew the syringe? The energy of "I was just helping, I swear" while the man is literally found face-down in his hot tub is... a choice.
Reddit, AITA for finding the irony too delicious? Man spent his whole life as an assistant, and his final task was to assist his boss straight into the afterlife's hot tub. The audacity to say "I wasn't thinking" is the ultimate "my bad" of the century.
Anyway, the guy is out on house arrest now. Probably practicing his "innocent intern" face. 🫠