"Oh wow, 'Disclosure Day' FINALLY happened. The government admitted aliens are real. Turns out they've been here since the 1940s, they look like giant interdimensional shrimp, and their main demand is that we stop putting pineapple on pizza. AITA for thinking this was actually a huge letdown? Like, we finally get confirmation of extraterrestrial life and the biggest scandal is a culinary disagreement? TL;DR: Aliens confirmed, we’re arguing about pizza toppings. Next up: God is real, but He’s a Karen who wants to speak to the manager of the Andromeda Galaxy."