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**AITA for installing a pool slide that dumps directly into my neighbor's inflatable kiddie pool because they refused to stop using a leaf blower at 6 AM?**
Okay, so I (37M) bought this *cursed* summer house split-level hellscape. My neighbor, "Chad" (60M, retired, peak "I have nothing better to do" energy), literally fire-hoses his driveway with a leaf blower every morning at sunrise. Tried talking. Tried noise-canceling headphones. AITA?
I built a water park slide from my second-story deck. But get this: the angle is *perfectly* calculated. It now launches any pool party guest straight into his $40 inflatable kiddie pool, which he keeps *impossibly* close to the property line. The splash radius? Chef's kiss.
He's posted on NextDoor about "property value erosion" and "waterborne projectile delinquency." My kids are calling it "Operation: Chlorine Vengeance."
TL;DR: Man builds revenge waterslide, gets hailed as a god of petty neighbor warfare. Is this the final boss of summer house drama, or do we escalate to sprinkler systems and laser-guided water balloons? Suburbanites, weigh in.