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NEWS šŸ“¢: MEXICAN COMEDIAN FIGHTS LOCAL ā€œWOKEā€ MOB—DEFENDS SLAPPING WOMAN ON TV, SAYS ā€œIT’S CALLED COMEDY, PABLOā€

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NEWS šŸ“¢: MEXICAN COMEDIAN FIGHTS LOCAL ā€œWOKEā€ MOB—DEFENDS SLAPPING WOMAN ON TV, SAYS ā€œIT’S CALLED COMEDY, PABLOā€

User: Angry Local Resident
Group: *Los Angeles Moms & Dads Against Nonsense*
Status: ⚔ VIRAL SNIPPET

🚨 BREAKING from Mexico City: Comedian Jorge Ortiz de Pinedo is under fire after a video resurfaced of him slapping a female guest on his show. Instead of apologizing, he went on a fiery rant against ā€œmodern censorship.ā€ He said:

> *ā€œIt’s a joke! You don’t like it? Change the channel. This isn’t assault—it’s comedy. My grandmother had more common sense than these offended kids. They want to turn TV into a daycare center.ā€*

Now the internet is split: Is he a dinosaur who needs to retire, or the last honest man in showbiz?

My two cents: People are too soft. It’s a comedy show. If you get offended by a slapstick bit, log off. Back in the day, we laughed at the Three Stooges and didn’t file a police report. Common sense says: Don’t like it? Stop watching. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø