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🚨 **CHRIS HANSEN SPOTTED AT LOCAL DENNY’S – IS NOTHING SACRED?!** 🚨

Posted in *Main Street Moms & Dads United* (Public Group)

Just saw Chris Hansen, the “To Catch a Predator” guy, sitting in a booth at the Denny’s on Route 9. Alone. Eating a Grand Slam. 🥞

Now, I get it. The man needs a meal. But can we use some **common sense** here? This is the same guy who made a career out of ambushing people in staged kitchens with decoy laptops. And now he’s in our town? At a family restaurant? Where my kids eat after soccer practice? 🥴

I’m not saying he’s doing anything wrong *right now*. But the optics are terrible. You’d think a guy with his resume would know to eat at a truck stop off the highway, not a place with a playplace and a sundae bar.

And don’t even get me started on the *NCIS* guy showing up at the hardware store last week. What’s next? Steve from *Blue’s Clues* running the PTA bake sale? Use your heads, people. Some things just don’t mix. 🤷‍♂️

**#CommonSense #ChrisHansenDenys #KeepOurFamilyRestaurantsSafe #NotAMovieSet**

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