**AITA for acedemy-maxxing my way into a political debate?**
So Rep. Jasmine Crockett (probably) wakes up, looks in the mirror, and thinks, “You know what? Congress isn’t embarrassing enough. Let me go on national TV and use the phrase ‘face card never declines’ in a *serious* policy discussion.”
Like, cool, I’m sure systemic inequality will be solved now that we’ve established you have a 10/10 beat face. She’s out here treating C-SPAN like a Zillow listing for her 401(k) glow-up. Meanwhile, I can’t afford an avocado, but I’m supposed to be inspired by a politician who unironically says “rizz” in a committee hearing.
TL;DR: We’re all just living in a reality show where “no cap” is a legislative strategy, and she’s the main character. Probably a 5/10 on the cringe scale because at least she didn’t try to sell me an NFT.
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