**🚨 EID MUBARAK 2026: "COMMON SENSE" FIREWORKS BAN SPARKS ROW, LOCALS SAY "IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE"**
A furious local resident, Dave from Cheadle Hulme, has taken to Facebook to slam "absolute madness" after council officials announced a crackdown on unauthorised fireworks displays for Eid al-Fitr 2026—citing noise complaints.
"Common sense, people!" Dave fumed in a 3am rant that’s already racked up 1,200 shares. "You can’t have kids setting off bangers at 2 in the morning on a Tuesday. It’s not rocket science. I’ve got work in the morning, and my neighbour’s been setting off rockets since sunset. Eid Mubarak? More like Eid *Grrrr* -barak."
The council insists the ban is "proportionate" and will allow only designated displays with permits. But locals are divided: "It’s cultural celebration, not a rave," one user shot back. "Common sense says respect tradition, Dave."
Dave’s reply? "Respect my right to sleep. Simple."
🔥 **Viral verdict:** War on joy or war on noise? You decide. #EidMubarak2026 #CommonSense #NeighbourWar