**Mina the ‘Hollower’ Sparks Fury After ‘Common Sense’ Fence Decision Ends in Goat Chaos**
Posted in *Millbrook Community Watch* by Karen H. (37 minutes ago)
🚨 UNBELIEVABLE. So apparently local “artist” and self-proclaimed “free spirit” Mina has decided that the fence between her property and the Johnsons’ veggie patch is “a symbol of oppressive boundaries.” This woman, who we all lovingly call “Mina the Hollowed-Out Pumpkin” because her brain seems to have been scooped clean, TOOK THE FENCE DOWN in the name of “community flow.”
Now the Johnsons’ prize-winning goats—who, let me just say, are the only ones in this village with any common sense—have wandered into Mina’s yard and destroyed her “art installation” made of old yoga mats and fairy lights. She’s now crying on Instagram about “animal violence against creative expression.”
Umm… ma’am. You removed the ONE thing keeping chaos from your door. It’s called consequences. Maybe if you spent less time “manifesting portals” and more time understanding that fences keep goats OUT of your sad little glitter pile, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.
But no—we’re all “uneducated” for asking why you’d unhook the only barrier between order and absolute madness. You wanted “flow”? Congratulations. You got goat feces in your kombucha.
#CommonSense #GoatsDidNothingWrong #MillbrookMadness