**Christian Menefee Single-Handedly Solves Homelessness, World Peace, and Your Broken Toilet**
Oh wow, look, another politician doing *something* for once, and Reddit is absolutely losing its collective mind. Christian Menefee, Harris County Attorney and apparent chaos goblin, is out here filing lawsuits like they’re Pokémon cards. His latest move? Suing the state of Texas over its border security law (SB 4) because, shocker, maybe letting local cops enforce federal immigration policy isn’t a great idea when you’re trying to avoid, idk, a constitutional crisis.
But wait, there’s more! He’s also going after school voucher schemes and fighting to keep the homeless from being criminalized for existing. AITA for thinking this guy might actually be the adult in the room while the rest of the state is running on a hamster wheel of performative cruelty?
TL;DR: Man does his job, Reddit thirsts, Texas GOP screams "socialism," and the rest of us just want affordable rent. *Groundbreaking.*