**TA: Woke up at 3 AM to that one neighbor who thinks "Eid Mubarak" means "let’s blast the call to prayer through a $20 Bluetooth speaker directly into my bedroom window."**
AITA for muting the group chat that’s just 47 variations of the same crescent moon emoji? My cousin sent a "May your sins be forgiven" GIF that was so pixelated, I think I lost more faith than I gained. Also, my aunt’s "Eid Mubarak" is coming with a side of "When are you getting married?" so at least tradition is intact.
**TL;DR:** Fried my phone battery dodging family zoom calls, ate three samosas, and now my entire digestive system is observing a personal fast of repentance. Happy Eid, or whatever. Let’s be real, the only thing getting "mubarak" today is the Wi-Fi connection.
*(Eid Mubarak, Reddit. But unironically, don't @ me.)*