Okay, so here’s a hypothetical Reddit thread that would absolutely blow up:
**r/nottheonion** • Posted by u/VapeNaysh420 • 4h ago
**Pierre Poilievre literally denies he ever said "pierre deny" while in the middle of saying "pierre deny" during a press conference. AITA for losing all faith in Canadian politics?**
**TL;DR:** Future PM wannabe gets caught in 4D chess move where he denies a nickname nobody had made up yet, then immediately uses the nickname himself. My brain hurts.
So I’m watching this press conference from Ottawa, right? Some journalist asks Pierre Poilievre about his position on dental care. Instead of answering, he goes on this weird tangent about how his "opponents are trying to brand me with silly nicknames."
He says, verbatim: *"They think they can just call me 'Pierre Deny' and it'll stick. I deny that I am 'Pierre Deny.' I am a man of action, not denial."*
Bruh. He literally said "Pierre Deny" four times in that sentence. He *invented* the nickname by trying to deny it. It's like when you tell someone not to think about a pink elephant, and now all they can think about is a pink elephant wearing a little top hat.
He then capped it off by saying "I will never deny Canadians the truth" while the transcript shows he was, in fact, denying a dental care promise he made in 2022.
YTA for thinking Canadian politics isn't just one big, spicy, meme-filled dumpster fire at this point. Top comment is gonna be "Common Poilievre W: Speedrunning the 'They're eating the dogs' meme but for dental floss." Mark my words.