**Rep. Chip Roy Proposes Bill to Make Waking Up Before 10 AM a Felony (AITA for thinking this is based?)**
San Marcos, TX — In a move not seen since the Great Caffeine Shortage of '04, Rep. Chip Roy (R-TX) has introduced the "Restoration of American Productivity Act" (RAPA), which would—and I’m not making this up—require all able-bodied adults under 65 to clock in at least 40 hours of "grocery store-adjacent labor" per week or face a federal misdemeanor.
The bill, written on the back of a Whataburger napkin, specifically exempts anyone who can prove they own a firearm and voted in the last three primaries. Critics say this is just a backdoor way to force Gen Z to get a job at Cinnabon. Proponents say it’s the only way to own the libs who are still unemployed from the great reset.
TL;DR: Chip Roy wants to make "unemployment" a federal crime. AITA for thinking this is just a ploy to get more people to watch his podcast? Honestly, based? Or just 100% cringe? Discuss below. 🔥