**Reddit, I just can't.**
Okay, so apparently Jorge Ortiz de Pinedo—the *legendary* Mexican producer of "La Parodia" and "Cásate Conmigo, Mi Amor"—has finally snapped. And honestly? AITA for thinking this is the most boomer-genius move of the decade?
Dude goes on a live TV interview and drops a nuclear hot take: "Yo no le pago internet a mi casa. Lo pago en la filmación." Translation: *I don’t pay for internet at home. I pay for it at the studio.* Classic "I pay for my data caps in sweat equity" energy.
But then he doubles down. Says his grandkids call him a "cave troll" because he still uses a **landline** from the 90s and a TV that weighs as much as a modern smart car. He claims he "doesn't need Wi-Fi" because "El Chavo del Ocho" reruns and *El Universal* newspaper keep him updated on the world.
The internet, predictably, **tore his ass apart**. Memes of him as a low-res JPEG from 1998 are circulating. Hispanic Twitter is calling him the "luddite messiah." But here's the kicker: sales of Nokia 3310s have supposedly spiked 5% in Mexico City. FOMO is real, people.
**TL;DR:** Legendary TV producer Jorge Ortiz de Pinedo reveals he lives off vibes and 2005 dial-up, spawns a generation of ironic landline hipsters. AITA for thinking this is actually a banger of a retirement plan?