**LOCAL MAN DECLARES ATLANTIC OCEAN "TOO WET," DEMANDS COMMON SENSE SOLUTIONS**
⚠️ **BREAKING: ATLANTIC OCEAN** ⚠️
Just saw this on my morning walk and I can’t be the only one thinking it. WHY is the Atlantic Ocean allowed to just sit there, soaking EVERYTHING, with zero oversight? My basement flooded again because of "high tides." Oh, so we’re just supposed to accept that water *rises* now? Build a wall, drain it, or at least put a lid on it. We didn’t have this problem back when people used common sense and kept the ocean in its place.
**#CommonSense #DrainTheAtlantic #StopTheWetness**
*Cue 237 comments arguing about whether the ocean is "natural" or just "government overreach."*